Michelle Williams has a bodyguard go around her block to make sure there are no paparazzi around whenever she leaves the house. Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona went over well at a Southampton screening for Calvin Klein, Donna Karan, Pete Peterson, and Tory Burch, among others. Ashley Olsen had two Bloody Marys and a little bit of spaghetti during a make-out-heavy dinner with boyfriend Justin Bartha at Serafina. Event planner David Monn threw himself a birthday party in Water Mill, which featured a 26-piece band, Chinese pagodas, and waiters in skintight athletic gear. Into the Unknown host Josh Bernstein says Argentina, Brazil, Italy, Iceland, and Sweden have the hottest chicks in the world. Someone dropped $30,000 on the domain name AshleyDupre.com.

Either Carmelo Anthony, LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, or Jason Kidd hit on married runner Kara Groucher after the Olympics opening ceremony. Nicole Richie is launching a charity Website for low-income women that will be set up just like a bridal-shower registry. Tom Cruise has split from longtime producing partner Paula Wagner. Clinton hater David Geffen is rumored to be throwing a party for Barack Obama during the upcoming Democratic convention, though Geffen's assistant says he's not going to Denver. Ninety-year-old Oscar winner Ernie Borgnine reminisced about the time he used to be able to get Chinese food and go to a whorehouse for just $2. Kevin Federline checked out Brittny Gastineau while she was waiting in line for the bathroom at a club in L.A. Anthony Kiedis got really excited to hear Bob Dylan play at the New American Music Festival in Pittsburgh. Bruce Springsteen and Patti Scialfa's son Evan starts at Boston College soon. Javier Bardem really wants to work with Al Pacino. Lisa Marie Presley's twins will be a boy and a girl. Will.I.Am hung out at Bijou with a bunch of models.