Wait, what is going on? According to documents reportedly "clawed" from the grip of a CNN technician, Tobey Maguire, otherwise known as the actor who plays Spider-man, is slated to speak at Columbia University tonight in the run-up to the Very Special McCain-Obama 9/11 appearance. He's scheduled to go on at 7:40, between Governor Paterson and two families of 9/11. That's if he even shows up now. Now that these documents have been published, Spidey might be fearing for his safety. [Cryptome via Radar]