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Posts for October 3, 2008
  • Posted 10/3/08 at 6:00 PM
  • The Greatest Show of Our Time
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The ‘Gossip Girl’ Final Point Tally

Green is the new flattering.

Green is the new flattering.Photo: Courtesy of the CW

Well, well, you people certainly had a lot to say about the last episode of Gossip Girl. So much, in fact, that it took us all week to sort through it! There were a lot of themes in your comments, like the inaccuracy of pretty much everything education-related, and the inconsistency of everybody's phones. Many people also noted that Headmistress Queller was probably named after writer Jessica Queller, whom we actually profiled in this magazine this year. And the issue of the seating charts was handled brilliantly by commenters and our good friends at the Cut blog. By the end of our lengthy recap, the totals were:

Reality points: 93
Absurdity points: 59

This seems way off, because some of the crap that went down at that fashion show was right out of a Robert Jordan novel. (R.I.P.) Luckily, you guys came in to even the score. After your comments were added in (23 reality points, 41 absurdity points), the totals came to:

Reality points:116
Absurdity points: 100

Much more fitting. After the jump, which of your awesome insights we agreed with.

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 5:45 PM
  • Party Lines
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Raise High the Roof Beam, Hip-hoppers

At VH1's Fifth Annual Hip-Hop Honors Awards last night, we learned how the performers alleviate their preshow jitters. Cypress Hill was scouting the Hammerstein Ballroom for a primo place to blaze, while Scarface defied Mayor Bloomberg's smoking laws. Find out other ways to relax from the likes of MC Lyte, Fabolous, and others in our Party Lines slideshow.

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 5:30 PM
  • The Greatest Depression
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The CNBC Emotional Index

The CNBC Emotional Index

Photo: Getty Images/ MSNBC.com

CNBC spends its days tracking the Dow, the S&P, the NASDAQ and even the LIBOR. But in these panicky times, who's tracking CNBC?

Yesterday, October 2 — the day after the Senate approved the bailout bill and the day before the House took it up — we went from Wall Street's opening bell to closing bell charting the CNBCEI (that would be the CNBC Emotional Index). Isn't it time to put politics aside and engineer a bailout for Maria Bartiromo?

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 4:55 PM
  • Ink-Stained Wretches
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Did Toby Young Plagiarize Passages From the ‘Times’ For ‘How to Lose Friends & Alienate People’?

Opening in theaters today, the movie How to Lose Friends & Alienate People is based on Toby Young's lively memoir about a British journalist's cringingly disastrous stint at Vanity Fair. In a recent look back at the 2001 book, we noticed some passages that were strikingly similar to a June 16, 1996, New York Times story by John Tierney. In the story, called "Masochism Central," Tierney colorfully described the habits of the bitchy females and emasculated males at Condé Nast. Here are some comparisons:

Tierney: "350 Madison ... has been called, among other things, the Palace of Pulchritude; the two men's stores flanking the entrance, Brooks Brothers and Paul Stuart, have been compared to sentinels at the Temple of Aphrodite."
Young: "There were so many beautiful girls at 350 it was sometimes named the 'Palace of Pulchritude.' I'd even heard the two men's clothing shops that flanked the building on either side — Brooks Brothers and Paul Stewart [sic] — referred to as 'sentinels at the Temple of Aphrodite.'"

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 4:45 PM
  • The Schnabulous Life
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Palazzo Chupi Raw, Chafed

The Chupi is getting a face-lift of some kind, and in the meantime it is not looking pretty. Observes Curb's Joey Arak, whose love for the Schnabel family compound is as great as ours: "Its skin is peeling and it looks like there are some deep gashes over its eyes!" Alarming. You'd think they'd at least swathe it in cotton and give it some privacy. [Curbed]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 4:30 PM
  • 21 Questions
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Lori Levine Wants to Strangle Anyone in Front of Her in Line at a Sample Sale

Name: Lori Levine
Job: Founder and head of Flying Television Productions, a celebrity wrangling and brokering company
Neighborhood: Gramercy Park

Who's your favorite New Yorker, living or dead, real or fictional?
Diane Von Furstenberg. She is the ultimate female success story.

What's the best meal you've eaten in New York?
ápizz is phenomenal. Just the thought of the meatballs can drag you out of bed in a snowstorm.

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 4:15 PM
  • Neighborhood Watch
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Michael Cera Traumatized by Angry Williamsburg Mobs

Michael Cera says that when he was shooting Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist in Williamsburg and on the Lower East Side, locals revolted on his ass: "Sometimes on Friday or Saturdays if we were shooting at 2am and bars were letting out we'd get the spillover of drunk people ... And drunks can be pretty obnoxious sometimes and were screaming and running through the shots. We even had things thrown at us. An avocado was thrown at us by a homeless guy." What a waste of an avocado, which is rich in good fats. We think. [Williamsburg Is Dead]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 4:00 PM
  • Party Lines
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What If You Could Redesign the White House?

Mere hours before the much-anticipated vice-presidential debate was set to start, a skinny, bespectacled crowd stood in front of the Storefront for Urban Design and Architecture in Nolita. They were waiting for the opening exhibition of SFUDA's White House Redux project. The project — co-organized by the sinister-sounding Control Group — was an open call to redesign the "ultimate symbol of power," the White House. The winner, as selected by a jury, would win $5,000 — however, in true democratic fashion, an online vote was organized as well.

The murmuring within the predictable design crowd did not bode well for democracy. "Where's the booze?" asked a tan middle-aged man with short white hair and Sarah Palin glasses, slouching toward the tubs of Dos Equis. Another be-flanneled guest explained to a friend, "I was going to do it but I didn't have time." Apathy! One wall was dedicated to showcasing the designs, many of which "explored" the meme of the political industrial complex. "Obey Your Thirst and Your Government" advertised one submission called, duh, Sprite House. Another entrant, Brandon Shigeta, had made a White House symbol in the familiar style of the Disney logo. Get it? He received 3,013 popular votes.

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 3:45 PM
  • Neighborhood Watch
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Has Gentrification Led to Decrease in Ghoulishness of Clinton Hill?

Last year the Clinton Hill Blog posted a photo of a local "haunted" (read: decrepit and/or abandoned) house every day in October, but this year they'll do only one a week. "It took me days of work last year to find 31 creepy houses, upload the photos and photoshop them, and draft up the posts with locations and witty comments," writes blog proprietor Robin Lester. "This year, I do not have the time." Aww. Is a plunge in the haunted-housing stock yet another metric of gentrification? And from the hood that once had New York's quintessential, Dave Chappelle–endorsed haunted house? Sad. Where is the gnarled old lady who snatches and tortures children supposed to live now? Starrett City? That's not very creepy. [Clinton Hill Blog]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 3:28 PM
  • The Greatest Depression
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How to Make Squirrel Soup

Just because Congress passed the "Financial Markets Bill" doesn't mean everything is going to be okay. The American economy lost 159,000 jobs in September alone. (October isn't looking so hot either: As you can see here, our best friend just got canned!) "I think the future is going to be very cloudy. I think this is the beginning of many days of reckoning," Bob Corker, a Senate Republican who voted for the bill, said today. "I don't see how we avoid a true technical recession at this time."

It's a good thing we ordered Depression Era Recipes by Patricia Wagner while our Wachovia card still worked! We have uploaded her recipe for Stewed Squirrels to our recipes page; you'll be happy to know it is both delicious and in season, and uses local ingredients. According to Patricia, "Grey squirrel is even better than red squirrel, and they are both better tasting when hunted in the fall." And after the jump, Steven Rinella, author of The Scavenger's Guide to Haute Cuisine, explains how you can trap one of those little buggers right here in New York City! Which is technically illegal. But these are hard times.

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 2:29 PM
  • Blog-Stained Wretches
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Gawker Media Fires Nineteen Employees

Ms. Tkacik, the night of the infamous Tampon Experience.

Ms. Tkacik, the night of the infamous Tampon Experience.

According to an e-mail obtained by Radar, Gawker owner Nick Denton has fired nineteen editorial employees today, including Gawker editor Moe Tkacik, right. He has also announced a change in their salary system: Next quarter, most staffers will receive a small raise in exchange for the suspension of their traffic bonuses. The site also confirmed what we and Radar heard earlier this week, that Gabriel Snyder will be the new managing editor of Gawker.com. "The news about the job and bonus cuts will be demoralizing. The golden age of the blog is over, people will say," Denton wrote to his staffers. "Gawker Media is behaving like those big media companies that we mock so easily." We're bummed for our fellow bloggers, but allow us to be the first to not say this marks the end of the "golden age of the blog." [Radar Online]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 2:13 PM
  • Ghost of Internets Past
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Google Like It’s 2001

Can your ego handle the scant results that turn up when you Google yourself as though it were 2001? The Internet company is celebrating its tenth birthday by letting users search pages that existed as of 2001. It's a powerful reminder that not only does nothing go away, but we're not nearly as cool or prolific as we remember. [Google 2001]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 1:45 PM
  • Press-Box Confidential
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Press-Box Confidential: Beating on a Beat Writer, a Blogger Lands Credentials, and Mike Francesa Implodes

Today's assignment: Describe what you see here in 70 words or less.

Today's assignment: Describe what you see here in 70 words or less.

The Rangers’ regular season doesn’t open until tomorrow — high noon against the Tampa Bay Lightning — but new Daily News beat writer Michael Obernauer already has some catching up to do in the eyes of some fans. He’s been taking a beating in the Daily News’ comments section (and elsewhere on the Internet) for his report on last Tuesday’s exhibition game, which came in at just 69 words. “Why don’t you just hand in a haiku, you lazy son of a b***h?” writes one commenter,” while another chides him for not including any quotes from players or the coach. “We need [John] Dellapina back,” writes a third, referring to the team’s former beat writer, who left for a job with the NHL this summer. There are some mean ones, too.

But could it be that running him out of town isn't the way to go? »

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 1:26 PM
  • The Greatest Depression
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Bailout Package Passes House, 263–171

We still don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing, but we guess we'll find out soon enough.

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 1:07 PM
  • The Greatest Depression
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‘We Have to Clean Up the Mess Made by the Boy Geniuses on Wall Street’

State representatives are giving speeches in advance of the House vote on the bailout bill, which should happen "shortly," per C-Span. It's quite exciting, actually. And we thank the gentlemen who came up with "boy geniuses." Way better than "fat cats" and "high fliers," which, along with "Main Street," we never, ever want to hear again. DealBreaker has been live-blogging the best lines.

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 1:00 PM
  • Real-Estate Porn
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Guy Wildenstein Trades Up

It's bad enough that some other people in New York get to have stairs in their apartments. But twisty ones? We're gonna hurl.

It's bad enough that some other people in New York
get to have stairs in their apartments. But twisty
ones? We're gonna hurl.

Over the weekend we learned that art-world mogul Guy Wildenstein had backed out of a marquee apartment in the newly renovated Plaza Hotel. Now we learn that he's purchased one of the most spectacular, storied private residences in New York City. Wildenstein had put down $49.2 million on five separate apartments in the Plaza, which he is now putting back on the market. Now he's plunked down $32.5 million on 7 Sutton Square, paying $7.5 million more than the asking price.

What does he get for all that money? Well, parking spaces on a private cobblestoned Upper East Side street, for one. But also 9,250 square feet of space, roof garden, gym, sauna, five bedrooms, and a spectacular view of the Queensboro Bridge (it looks nice at night, people). He also gets a bit of history: It and the rest of the remaining brownstones on Riverview Terrace were built in 1879, matching a set built down on Sutton Place. The townhouse is actually two homes that the previous owner, William Reilly, combined in 1998. He paid a total of $5.1 million for both properties, plus a couple million in renovations. (Nice flip, dude. That goes on our list!). Cityfile has pictures of the butt-puckering interiors and views.

We know the art bubble is basically the last one that hasn't burst yet, but sometimes reminders like this are just too much to take.

MANSION MAN [NYP]
Earlier: Art-World Heavyweight Guy Wildenstein Backs Out of Plaza, Too
New York's Most Impressive Real-Estate Flips

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 12:35 PM
  • Early and Awesome
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Say It Ain’t So, Joe!

Last night's debate contained inaccuracies on the part of both vice-presidential candidates, as many media outlets have noted. But one rather spectacular gaffe from Delaware senator Joe Biden has gone unrecognized by the "mainstream media." This morning's News-Journal broke the shocking news, since picked up by the National Review:

During the debate, Joe Biden gave several Delaware shout-outs, including Wilmington's Union Street... Maybe, I heard this wrong, or misunderstood, but I think he mentioned Katie's restaurant... Wilmington used to have a Katie's restaurant — way back in the day — and it was in Little Italy, as is Union Street, but I'm almost positive Katie's wasn't on Union Street. And it hasn't been Katie's in, well, years. Maybe he said Kozy's — as in Kozy Korner?

That's right. There is no Katie's. We don't know about you, but for us this changes everything. How can we expect this man to represent the American people if he can't get the name of a corner diner right? Clearly, this man is a danger to the American people. At least on the other side they are able to keep things like the names of foreign leaders and generals straight. Wait.

Joe Gives Delaware a Shout-Out [Delaware News-Journal]
  • Posted 10/3/08 at 12:08 PM
  • Instant Politics
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James Fallows and Katie Roiphe on Sarah Palin Winking Her Way Through the Debate

Every day (or close to it) until November 4, a series of writers and thinkers will discuss the election over instant messenger for nymag.com. Today, The Atlantic's James Fallows and Katie Roiphe, the author, most recently, of Uncommon Arrangements, discuss Sarah Palin's flirtatiousness last night, and which voters she was really winking at.

J.F.: There is no avoiding Topic One this morning. So … what did you think about The Debate?

K.R.: I was terrified last night, looking at Sarah Palin and thinking that she could be president. She can't string a sentence together. She can't talk in a grammatical or coherent way. But then people seem to think that she was fine. It seems like the bar is very low if we think a vice-president who did not hugely embarrass herself would be okay.

"It was a slightly Scarlett O'Hara move, rhetorically ..." »

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 11:47 AM
  • The Greatest Depression
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California Needs $7 Billion, Says Schwarzenegger

California is running out of cash, and since the credit crisis has made it impossible for the state to secure a short-term loan, movie star turned Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has told the federal government he may need to borrow a little money from them in the coming weeks. Like, say, $7 billion. "Absent a clear resolution to this financial crisis," Schwarzenegger wrote in an e-mail to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson Thursday evening, "California and other states may be unable to obtain the necessary level of financing to maintain government operations and may be forced to turn to the federal treasury for short-term financing." He then added they should give it to him if they vant to live. Sorry. We're still not over it. [LAT]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 11:35 AM
  • 5-Person Poll
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Five-Person Poll: What’s on the Minds of New Army Recruits?

Clockwise from top left: Joseph Rios, Yosero Kim, Chris Biener, Danielle Cote, Javier Rios.

Clockwise from top left: Joseph Rios, Yosero Kim, Chris Biener, Danielle Cote, Javier Rios.Photo: Tim Murphy

Wednesday morning, U.S. Army Secretary Peter Geren (we hadn't heard of him either) presided over a special ceremony at the Times Square Recruiting Station to mark the Army's announcement that, even amid two wars, it has surpassed its recruitment goals for the past three years now (even if it's had to admit more high-school dropouts and criminal and medical waivers to get there). Tim Murphy talked to a handful of new recruits headed for boot camp: four local boys and one Goth girl from Alabama in New York for the first time, all ages 17 to 23.

Chris Biener, 21, Bohemia, Long Island:

New York: So you leave for Army Reserves boot camp next Monday. What'll you do until then?
CB: Hang out with some friends.
New York: What have you been doing up to now?
CB: I went to Stonybrook University and played football there for the first semester, then I went to Suffolk Community College, then I started working and going to school, back and forth, then I decided to do this.

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 11:00 AM
  • The Greatest Depression
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Administration Sort of Maybe Somewhat Optimistic About House Vote Today

Administration Sort of Maybe Somewhat Optimistic About House Vote Today

Photo-illustration: Getty Images/Everett Bogue

The House has tentatively scheduled voting on Round II of the bailout package for "midday" today. Paulson, Pelosi, and company have been working the phones in an attempt to change Monday's "nays" to "yeas," and Bush has reached out personally to several members of Congress. But only a handful seem to have come decidedly around, and making things more confusing is that some of the "sweeteners" added to the packages have caused some of Monday's "yea" voters to sour on it:

Several Republicans said they were contemplating withdrawing their support, including Rep. Spencer Bachus (Ala.), who was among the key negotiators on the bailout measure. Bachus yesterday joined a group of 23 Republicans who said they were angry that the Senate bill would extend four tax breaks that benefit special interests, including Puerto Rican rum makers and the manufacturers of children's wooden arrows.


'Cause in his day, children used to make their wooden arrows themselves. Kids today. What? No. The point is, it's possible that too many cooks ultimately have spoiled the broth. Yesterday Nancy Pelosi said that she would cancel today's vote rather than watch the measure fail again. "We're not going to take a bill to the floor that doesn't have the votes," she said, but added: "I'm optimistic that we will take a bill to the floor." Meanwhile, the White House is hedging against potential disappointment. "We feel somewhat optimistic that the bill has a good chance of passing," spokesman Tony Fratto said. Somewhat. Ask him again in another couple hours.

House Readies for Its Second Bailout Vote [WP]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 10:30 AM
  • Gossipmonger
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Madonna and A-Rod Eat at Dos Caminos (But Deny It), Paterson and Bloomberg Eat in the Bronx

You've waited for this and now it's finally happening: Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky marry tonight at Le Cirque at a dinner for 180. Madonna had A-Rod and two of his friends in stitches with her crazy stories over dinner at Dos Caminos the other night, a witness says, but the stars' reps deny they were there. Tina Fey wanted Salma Hayek to come on 30 Rock so badly that she actually called her herself. Susan Sarandon, 62 tomorrow, wears only fishnets and a feather boa in a new Hollywood pinup book. Paterson and Bloomberg ate together at Enzo's in the Bronx. Do you get a nice cuddly feeling like we do when you think of Paterson?

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  • Posted 10/3/08 at 10:00 AM
  • The Greatest Depression
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Wachovia Ditches Citigroup for Wells Fargo

Wachovia, the banking operations of which Citigroup had agreed to acquire four days ago for $2.2 billion, has now announced it has struck a deal to sell the whole bank to Wells Fargo for about $15.1 billion in stock — without an FDIC backstop, which Citi had required. "This deal will come at no cost to the American taxpayer," Wachovia CEO Bob Steel said in the conference call this morning. Smug. Will this be the thing that makes Citi CEO Vikram Pandit (left) finally stop smiling? [NYT]

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 9:30 AM
  • Ink-Stained Wretches
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New Jersey’s ‘Star-Ledger’ Saved by Delivery Deal?

After publisher Donald Newhouse last month announced that the Star-Ledger might be "sold, or failing that ... it will close operation on Jan. 5, 2009," the paper and its staff got good news this week. Owners Advance Publications were able to strike a deal with the Newspapers and Mail Deliverers Union, which had been the holdout in a series of deals to reduce costs across the board for the ailing daily. The accord will be ratified by a vote of the union's memberships on Tuesday, and if it succeeds, and as many as 200 staffers do accept buyouts as expected, all will be on track for the paper to continue in existence past January. The Star-Ledger loses an estimated $30 to $40 million a year, but Newhouse is tentatively optimistic about its future. "We're very hopeful that everything will fall into place," he said.

WHEW! [NYP]
Earlier: Publisher: ‘Star-Ledger’ to Be Sold or Shuttered by January

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 9:00 AM
  • Early and Often
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Palin and Biden: Debating the Debate

Come on, you don't see the chemistry?

Come on, you don't see the chemistry?Photo: Getty Images

Last night America sat down to watch Joe Biden debate Sarah Palin, in what Washington Post scribe Dana Milbank called "what may have been the most public I.Q. test ever administered." The expectations for Biden weren't high (would he commit a gaffe? Would he bully her?), but no bar could have possibly been lower than that for Palin, who was coming off of a string of nervous, evasive, and at times nonsensical interviews with Katie Couric. Biden was wonky, confident, and showed off his experience, but he rarely connected with the camera. Palin avoided answering many of moderator Gwen Ifill's questions and repeated her talking points relentlessly, but her eye contact with the camera and her chipper folksy mannerisms (the winking!) made her more fun to watch.

It was a performance we could have predicted — Biden did better on the issues but by being funnier and much stronger than expected, Palin scored major points for herself. Who won? Maybe nobody — it wouldn't be a bad thing if the vice-presidents started to matter less in this election. But just as we could have also predicted, our punditry is split — left-leaning writers hand the trophy to Biden, and conservatives give the nod — and wink — to Palin.

After the jump, a roundup. »

  • Posted 10/3/08 at 12:25 AM
  • Early and Awesome
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Sarah Palin and Joe Biden’s Face-off: Let’s Get Right to the S(ubt)ex(t)

Tomorrow morning we'll wrap up what the pundits thought about the performances of Sarah Palin and Joe Biden during tonight's vice-presidential debate. But aside from Biden's wonkiness and Palin's incessant winking, we're wondering whether you had the same immediate reaction that we did: At various strange moments, did it totally seem like these two candidates wanted to get it on, or what?

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