Why is this child angry? Because he, Jonathan, was born out of wedlock to book publicist Irina Woelfle (pictured) and married writer Christopher Buckley. And because his mother says the $3,000 a month that Buckley pays in child support is not enough to send him to private school, which he needs because he has ADHD. And because his dad isn't a part of his life, really, and he's getting older and let's be honest, a boy needs a daddy sometimes. And also because his grandfather, the very well-to-do William F. Buckley Jr., very purposefully excluded little Jonathan from his $30 million will.

Or it could just be because his lollipop tastes bad. That could be it, too.

NOT ONE 'BUCK'LEY FOR YOU! [NYP]