Greenpoint ‘Hot Kielbasa’ Joint Actually a Cocaine Ring
Sikorski Meat Market in Greenpoint (yay, pierogies!) has been busted for being a cocaine (boo, drugs!) distributor where people would ask for the stuff by ordering the "hot kielbasa." In fact, that's how they busted the butcher, when he told an FBI informant, "Come to the store, I have hot kielbasa for you." Oh, great. It's not like we weren't titillated enough when people would say that to us, and now we have this association, too? Next we'll find out that, somewhere in Brooklyn, "my fat sausage" is really code for salvia, which we've been dying to try. [Brooklyn Eagle via Williamsburg Is Dead]

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