Certified studmuffin Levi Johnston gave an interview to the AP yesterday, explaining that he had always intended to marry Bristol Palin and that nobody has coerced him into anything. He says he likes Barack Obama, but he is rooting for Bristol's mom, Sarah Palin, and running mate John McCain. "I just hope she wins," he said, going on to voice something we think many middle Americans are feeling. "She's my future mother-in-law." See? We knew people were voting for her out of fear. [AP]