The lawsuit that transgender model Maximilia Cordero filed against Jeffrey Epstein — which claimed, among other things, that the financier had lured a teenage Cordero to his home and committed lewd acts, including putting on lipstick and a red wig and telling her "call me Janice" — has been dismissed. Apparently, her lawyer-boyfriend William Unroch was too competent, and she was not crazy enough. "The fact that she has executed numerous contracts, verified several complaints, and executed affidavits in this and other actions instituted by her demonstrates that she is able to protect her legal rights and does not lack an over-all ability to function in society," said Supreme Court Justice Edward Lehner. You heard the man. [New York Law Journal via NYO]