"Park Slope resident Lori Ungemah got her shiny brown locks professionally styled while bouncing a baby Trig Palin doll in her lap and reading from a Bible," reads the Brooklyn Paper account of last weekend's eye-rollingly liberal "Updos for Obama" event, at which Park Slope women paid $75 for a Palin-like hairstyle in order to raise money for the Democratic ticket. Because they really just can't stand that awful woman, apparently. [Brooklyn Paper]