We taped part of it for you! Click through to watch clips of Stella, Grizzly Bear, and the National. What remains unseen is the part of the evening where everyone got drunk and ate too much cannoli, and Stella drew penises on iconic New York covers in an attempt at humor. Seriously, for the next ten-year anniversary, we're putting our names in for the emcee gig. If anyone's going to be making unfunny, offensive imagery in these pages, it should be us.

Related: New York 40th Anniversary Party Slideshow.