OMG! All those fierce Indian finance-types who never thought you were going to get your day in the sun — er, sack — now's your chance. Kashkari fever has swept Wall Street, and boy bankers are already looking for some Kashmir in the rear. A Craigslist post appeared today entitled: "do you look like Neel Kashkari /are you a suit?" The poster, whose pic indicates that he at least appreciates a good collar to tie ratio, advertises: "masc gl brn/green, nice shape hung, former suit five-ten one-eighty good shape, looking to service you, recip or not. in your private office would be hot." Oh, Neel. What you could do with your engineering prowess, we can only imagine. [Craigslist]