Passengers on the Manhattan-bound L train yesterday witnessed a woman "playing some serious, butt-humping porn and yelling at her iPod, giving some twisted commentary ... 'Oh, here we go, here we go, THERE YOU GO, GET IT, GET IT, OHHHHH DAMN, let's get a close-up, zoom in, wake up New York check this shit out!!!'" The woman "at one point offered to act it out, even starting to straddle the dude next to her." [FreeWilliamsburg]