There's so much going on here, we don't even know where to begin: "Two men got into a fight after one exposed himself to the other's girlfriend in a Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment, authorities said yesterday. Micheal Reyes, 59, clashed with John Taylor, 59, in Reyes' Nostrand Avenue flat [Ed: Flat? Really?] near Lexington Avenue at 8 a.m. Wednesday after Taylor exposed himself to Reyes' gal pal and urinated around the house, sources said. Reyes punched Taylor in the nose, and Taylor beat him with a wooden stick, the sources said. Reyes' girlfriend called 911, and both men were arrested on assault charges." [NYP]