We've all seen some out-there holiday home light displays in our day, even in this ecoconscious time. But few likely can compare with the Garabedian family's legendary Christmas House (yep, it's got its own Website) in the Bronx's Baychester. It's a million-megawatt manger scene complete with a bevy of glamorous, glittery showgirls including, of course, a credible Diana Ross doppelgänger. Poor Mary must feel so frumpy in that sky-blue schmatte. [Boogie Downer]