Beleaguered banking giant Citigroup has, in addition to cutting back staff, put two of its private jets up for sale. As you can see by this photo, the two Dassult Falcon 900 jets, which retail at $35 million apiece, have very comfortable interiors, complete with mahogany woodwork, leather seating, and lush "beige, coral blue and white wave designed patterned carpeting" that when combined with turbulence doesn't make you nauseous at all, swear. Act now and they may even throw in the fruit plate and a complimentary bottle of Yellow Tail! Oh, curiously, they are still hiring pilots. [CityFile]