Okay, so you know that skinny brunette vixen, Olivia Palermo, from The City last night? She's got a long New York history, and we've been chronicling it for as long as she's been desperately trying to break onto the scene. For starters, you should read Isaiah Wilner's story about Olivia's original rise and catastrophic fall among the society elite. Then you should introduce yourself to Johannes Huebl, Olivia's spectacular (with an emphasis on "pec") model boyfriend. Oh, and who could forget that time the spoiled socialite's dad filed for bankruptcy? We certainly can't.

Anyway, that's just the highlights. Our complete coverage of Olivia Palermo is here. From the looks of things (her hair mostly), the highlights are just going to keep improving.

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