Rahm Emanuel, the Great Jewish Hope
Hey, Jews. We know some of you are kind of feeling beaten up about the shonda that Bernie Madoff brought upon your people, but look, take heart. At least you still have new chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, who has a solid political background, sexy bedroom eyes, and now, his own theme song and music video, which you can enjoy at right. The sun feels warmer now, doesn't it?
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