Someone has hung mistletoe over the entrance to the Bedford Avenue L stop. And many have sighted this Arctic hipster out of fuzzy red work clothes hanging out there under it, waiting for a young alterna-babe to come along who reminds him of his wife before she got fat and complacent like this. (Yeah, people, we know — lame. But we have a bus out of town to catch!) [ScoutingNY.com]