Your Time Warner Cable Guy Fantasies Made Real in Calendar Form
Photo: Courtesy nydn.com
No, not the ones where you murder the dude for telling you to be home from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. when he actually shows up at 3 p.m. The ones where he comes in wearing a skimpy jumpsuit and and tests out all your sockets. [NYDN]

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