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It's unclear whether Matt Damon is even aware that this is being set up, but apparently Bill Kristol, who just today penned his final column for the Times, has agreed to debate the outspoken liberal actor, in Hollywood (his "home turf"), and Drudge disciple Andrew Breitbart is offering Damon $100,000 to take part. This comes after Damon called Kristol an idiot in Sunday's Miami Herald. If this debate ever happens, which it definitely won't, expect it to be the biggest thing since Lincoln-Douglas. Unfortunately, they'll probably agree that dinosaurs and humans did not co-exist. [Big Hollywood]