The Archive, a hipster café on Bogart Street in Bushwick that also rents DVDs, is now renting porn, and, as this outdoor sign shows, wants you to know about it. Writes blogger BushwickBK, who previously has dissed the café from top to bottom, "Apparently their abysmally slow in-house wifi connection has convinced them it's not worth the time it takes to download or stream it, like most post-1998 Americans do." Oh, BushwickBK, you're so bitchy. Can we be friends? [BushwickBK]