Is Haley Joel Osment the East Village Penistrator?
Photo: TMZ
The East Village has been longing to know the identity of the so-called Penistrator, who draws big, funny-looking penises, and occasionally boobs, in the snow on cars in the hood. And now the mystery takes a celebrity turn. TMZ.com ran shots of someone who looks a lot like The Sixth Sense tyke Haley Joel Osment, now an NYU student, doing the wintry penile renderings. Has early proximity to Bruce Willis driven him to this madness? [EV Grieve via TMZ]

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