Kevin Bacon Needs Work
Will work for car services.Photo: Getty Images
Judging from your reactions, kind-hearted readers, there's just something about Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick that made them more sympathetic than your average rich Madoff victim. So it'll be extra sad for you to see Bacon putting on a brave face. He recently told a reporter, "We'll march on. We have to," while admitting that he now needs work "for obvious reasons." You know things are truly bad when even the guy with a role in every movie ever needs more work. [Life & Style via HuffPo]

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