Losing Your Savings to Bernie Madoff Is So Hot Right Now
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Joan Rivers: I’m pleading with you, please say, “She lost a bundle with Bernie Madoff.”
Times: Did you?
Joan Rivers: No, but everybody is walking around now saying that, and that shows that you used to be very rich. [NYT]

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