Two weeks ago, there was a big public hearing in the meatpacking district so locals could sound off about those big planters in their cobblestone streets. The Villager reports that, overall, locals are pleased with the decrease in traffic, exhaust, and honking horns. But they're still not happy about those bollards that look like big Botero boobs. "The bollards really do look like nipples," one community-board member balked. "It's not even subliminal. It's pornographic." No, lady. Screechy drunk girls in budget stilettos with their tops falling off, vomiting on the boobs at 3 a.m. — that's pornographic. [Villager]