Remember LuAnn de Lesseps of The Real Housewives of New York City? The one who, on the show, insisted the help refer to her as 'Countess' and whose drunken crotch-grabbing made the tabloids this summer? She just sold a book: Class With the Countess: How to Live With Elegance and Flair, "a complete course in the art of sophisticated living including contemporary etiquette tips," to Gotham. And they say there's no hope for book publishing! [Publishers Lunch (sub. only)]