Simon Doonan Reveals the Terrible Truth About What Happened to Madoff’s Palm Beach Investors
Seymour Hersh is going to be pissed that Observer columnist Simon Doonan, reporting from Florida, scooped him on this earth-shattering news: "To say that Bernie Madoff has performed a rectal electrocution on Palm Beach would not be an exaggeration." Whoa. And we thought he just violated them financially. [NYO]
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