A-Rod supposedly is jealous that Madonna is hanging around with 22-year-old model Jesus Luz, especially now that he brunched with her kids. Diddy got all huffy and stormed away from club M2, where he was supposed to host Kobe Bryant's birthday party, because cops wanted to search him and his entourage before they went in. Donald Trump's boardroom table that he used in The Apprentice was used for sex by a Trump Tower engineer, who was fired. Si Newhouse may shutter Allure even though Portfolio is supposedly the real drain over at Condé Nast, while OK! might fold in six months, too. Mary McFadden is "laid up in her East River tower with kidney stones." Chef Marc Forgione may change the name of his Tribeca restaurant from the Forge to his own name because some other restaurant in Miami called the Forge has sued him. Kathleen Turner, John Waters, and Edward Albee all walked down Christopher Street together. That's pretty gay.

Cin says that it's hard out there for a florist on Valentine's Day. Also, Cindy actually seems to have not accosted Harvey Keitel while he ate alone, reading a book, at Bouley Saturday night. And she notes that Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany and that Prince has 50 albums' worth of unreleased material.

Let's hope that Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael's claim that he's written his last negative blog post about Lindsay's girlfriend Sam Ronson is true. Jay Lyon, Whitney Port's Aussie rocker boyfriend on The City, changed his name from Brent Tuhton and then got a record deal. Britney's former manager Sam Lufti is suing her for money he says she owes from '07 and '08. Robin Quivers has dropped 90 pounds by doing a diet where she slathers herself in mud, walks on the beach, does coffee enemas while watching pro tennis, and goes for long periods of time without chewing.