At Last, a Way to Smash Bernie’s Balls
If paying $99 for a Smash-Me Bernie doll is out of reach of your post-Ponzi budget, Sleazeballs has come up with a more price-appropriate — more appropriate in general, considering Bern's demographic — toy on which to take out your rage: Bernie Madoff golf balls. They'll be a hit at the Palm Beach Country Club! For those who can still afford dues, anyway. [Sleazeballs]

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