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We love it when Us accidentally reveals how much it loathes the celebrities it covers. Like with the subtle clause following this quote from Brad Pitt: "'You put yourself out there in a film, you lay it on the line, and that's what you believe your job is. Then there's this whole other entity you get sucked into, this publicity machine that you have to go and sell your wares,' adds the actor—who volunteered to shoot Angelina Jolie apparently breastfeeding in W magazine around the time Button hit theaters." Oops. Did Us say that out loud? [Us]