In case you are too busy to read Spencer Morgan's latest Men in Manhattan profile, we made a condensed version: He was born in Toronto, went to Dartmouth, moved to New York, slept on a couch, had sex with a tattooed woman in her 30s who "moved differently than the girls he had been with before," got a job at Goldman Sachs, was given an award for not using his BlackBerry, got promoted, got laid off (for undisclosed reasons), tried to be a model, lied about his height, worried too much about his hair, moved to Argentina. "David is on the journey of Parsifal," says a friend. [NYO]