Photo: Brooklyn Paper

The Brooklyn Paper spotted Willem Dafoe strolling around Dumbo yesterday and snapped a photo of the occasion. We were surprised, though, to read the paper gushing over Dafoe, calling him a "hunk" and claiming he looked "hotter than ever." Is that a widely held opinion? Not to pick on Dafoe, because he's a pretty good actor, but he strikes us less as hunky and more as resembling a statue carved by ancient peoples to guard temples or defend against evil spirits. [Brooklyn Paper]