Wait, What Happened With That Whole Lindsay Lohan Arrest-Warrant Thing?
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Yesterday Lindsay Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman, managed to quash the arrest warrant an L.A. court had issued for her and cannily discouraged further questions from the press with a method we've never seen before: She threw a complex, unsolvable word problem right in our math-challenged faces. "(Lindsay) had been in one program for a long time, had done very well in that program, left that program to go to another ... 3 and at that other program there were just personality issues," she told the Daily News. "It was much ado about nothing." Hold on. Is the answer six?

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