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Yesterday evening, as he was indicted on sixteen felony charges (including attempting to extort then-congressman Rahm Emanuel — ballsy!), Rod Blagojevich was holed up with his wife and kids at Disney World, a getaway that seems oddly timed, considering that indictments and looming incarceration are a pretty surefire way to put a damper on a family vacation. Maybe he's planning to take asylum in Epcot's Norwegian pavilion? It won't work, Blago. The "Maelstrom" ride is fun, though. [NYDN]