Levi Johnston Announces He Wants to Be a Model
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On the CBS Early Show, Levi Johnston told reporter Maggie Rodriguez that he hopes to avoid becoming an electrician like everyone else in his family, and that perhaps "all this publicity will lead to a modeling or acting gig." Obviously, the dude can't be an actor, but the other plan is brilliant. Strap some Calvin Klein underwear on him, lean him against a pillar somewhere, and hello: CAREER. [Gawker]

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