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We have put up with you thus far, economy, but when even Nicolas Cage — who has disregarded his own dignity time and again to star in low-quality but high-grossing blockbusters — has to sell his Bavarian castle just to stay afloat, you have gone too far! Where will he now find sanctuary from arrow onslaughts and cavalry attacks? Where?! Oh, wait. He still has one other one. [Vulture]