One might not expect the most succinct argument against torture to come from a Fox News host, but sometimes life gives us little surprises just to keep us on our toes. During a gentlemanly roundtable discussion about torture on the online show The Strategy Room, Shepard Smith finally had enough, and snapped. "We are America! We do not fucking torture!" he yelled, slamming the table with his hand. And with that, he managed to boil the entire torture debate down to a short, memorable mantra. If somebody hasn't already made this into a T-shirt, they should.