So, the "Murray Hill Song" has been bouncing around the Internet for a while now, but today DJ Lubel posted his music-video version. Locales that are key to the neighborhood, like Joshua Tree, Tenjune, Windsor Terrace, and Chase bank all make appearances, as do many fired Lehman bankers. We won't reprint all of the lyrics, but here's a sampling:

We all go to temple but we worship the dough
We've got more Japs than all of Tokyo
Pour me a Grey Goose and Red Bull
As I take this Adderal pill
Tonight I'm blacking out up on Murray Hill

See, it's funny because we didn't write it. Enjoy!