Will the Owner of a Black SUV Please Report to Rivera’s Grocery in Greenpoint?
Herewith, the scene after a white van sped down Manhattan Avenue in Greenpoint, lost control of his vehicle, hit a young woman, then crashed into a black SUV, which was forced backwards on top of a station wagon in front of Rivera's Grocery at India and Huron Streets. The driver was, according to an eyewitness, "fleeing some undercover cops," who presumably have some new charges on him or her now.
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