Earlier, we asked if everyone knew about the muppet people that play their instruments in the subway. As it turns out, people at this magazine knew about the Xylopholks. Our own Jonah Green filmed them for a Video Look Book that then apparently never saw the light of day, probably because someone was like, "Dudes in fuzzy suits are not fashion," even though they so are. And so, without further ado, here are the Xylopholks, explaining how felt ears are actually not an impediment to getting laid.