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Obama Has Been Chastened by Dijongate

Today President Obama ventured outside the White House gates for another one of his frequent, highly publicized visits to area burger establishments — this time, Five Guys. Needless to say, we were disappointed and saddened to learn that Obama, clearly intimidated by the outcry of Dijongate, decided not to order his burger with the elitist spicy mustard he so cherishes. Just look at that face. He’s almost in tears just thinking about the blandness his taste buds will soon encounter. [Page/Time]

Obama Has Been Chastened by Dijongate