Not that anyone cares anymore, but yesterday "18-year-old" pirate Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse was indicted on ten charges, including those of "piracy under the law of nations, conspiracy, hostage-taking, kidnapping and possession of a machine gun while seizing a ship by force." He's expected to enter his plea tomorrow, and faces a life of haarrrd time in prison. [Fox News, BBC]