You Will Never See Al Roker on Dancing With the Stars
Al Roker and Deborah Roberts.Photo: Patrick McMullan
Al Roker wasn't too keen on his dancing abilities when we caught up with him last night at the American Ballet Theatre's 69th Annual Spring Gala. We tried to size up his moves, but he told us he would turn down a chance to go on Dancing With the Stars. "It would be more like Dancing With the Scars," he said. His wife Deborah Roberts, however, said she's much better at grooving than her husband. "But according to our daughter," she explained, "neither one of us should ever dance in public." View our Party Lines slideshow for more graceful anecdotes.

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