We're hearing that Condé Nast alerted employees yesterday to another case of swine flu in the building — this time, it's someone from the Glamour floor. Between this and the case at Vogue, attractive people must be rather alarmed. Even worse, Glamour is on the sixteenth floor, the crossover point for both Condé Nast elevator banks and an access point to the "smart" magazines like The New Yorker and Architectural Digest. No one is safe! There's something in Condé that doesn't discriminate — the terror is palpable.

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