Kelly Bensimon Will Have to Make Time for Two Days of Community Service
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A New York judge today assigned Real Housewife of New York City Kelly Killoren Bensimon two days of community service in exchange for purging her record of misdemeanor assault charges filed against her by her former live-in boyfriend. A real missed opportunity, if you ask us. If we were running that courtroom, we'd have slapped her with fine payable only in the currency of cartwheels. [NYDN]

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