We have had many awesome exchanges with Hair star Gavin Creel regarding genitalia over the past year. Like the time our Jada Yuan lamented that he didn't go nude onstage, and he offered: "If you want to see my dick, I'll show you … I'm very proud of my penis." Or when we asked him what kind of cojones it takes to be a drag queen (he was once in La Cage aux Folles), and he said: "Well, even though they're tucked away, the biggest." Now we are delighted to learn that Creel, along with Shrek's Sutton Foster, 9 to 5's Allison Janney, and Ugly Betty's Michael Urie, will be making an appearance in our favorite annual charity burlesque tradition, Broadway Bares. Now maybe Creel will put his junk where his mouth is! Or, our money where his mouth is. Or ... never mind. [Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS]