Mischa Barton is expected to hit up the MGM Screening Room tonight for the premiere of Homecoming, in which she plays a psychopathic beauty queen. However, the LAPD escorted Barton out of her West Hollywood home yesterday, owing to a "medical issue." GQ that Mets owner Fred Wilpon lost $700 million in the Madoff Ponzi scheme. Kim Kardashian is going goth, since "vampires are all the rage right now." Sirio Maccioni, Le Cirque's ringmaster, needs open heart surgery.

Lady Gaga partied with David Hasselhoff at London club Mo*Vida Tuesday night. Terrell Owens is dating Maybelline model (and New Yorker) Jessica White. Beyoncé, her little sister Solange, and ten of their friends had a ladies' night at Hyde in L.A. Jessica Szohr got a facial at Fresh in Soho. And Twilight's Kellan Lutz can't understand why all the girls want an "Edward Cullen type ... the guy you have to chase after." Welcome to the fickle ways of women.