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"There's a real question at stake now. Is President Obama creating a civil war in our own country?" the native New Yorker, who is hopefully just preparing for a new role as a hysteric, tells the Washington Times today. "We are witnessing a slow, steady takeover of our true freedoms. We are becoming a socialist nation, and whoever can't see this is probably hoping it isn't true." We can't imagine why Angelina Jolie wouldn't want to reconnect with him. [Washington Times]