The disgraced former governor will have a "Second Coming," just not the one the Post envisioned this morning. He's been reincarnated as a professor: Starting today, he's teaching a three-hour law and public-policy class at the City College of New York. There are jokes to be made about Eliot Spitzer amid all those college-age co-eds, but we'll let the Post make them. We can't wait for that headline. [LoHud.com]