Never Let a Monkey See You Sweat
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We learned two things from this story about a tourist at a park in China who was pushed off a cliff by an enraged monkey after she refused to give him food. One: “If you show fear a monkey will bully you,” according to a spokesman for the park. Two: If a monkey asks you for food and you have some, give it to him. Particularly if you are standing near a cliff. [Double X]

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