There Is Something Called the Snuggie Sutra
Maybe you already knew about this website, which illustrates sex positions that can be performed while wearing the Snuggie, the full-body fleece blanket that reached Flowbee-level ubiquity in 2009. Or maybe you didn't want to know, because it is repugnant and vile and opportunistic. Either way, we're sorry, our pain is your pain. [Snuggie Sutra] Related: Check out images from the Snuggie Fashion Show, from our hardworking friends at The Cut.

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